Ringworm Roulette™ Scratch Card

Step right up for a truly questionable life choice.
Ringworm Roulette™ is the scratch card you didn’t know you needed. It’s weird, funny, and a little gross — just how we like it.

Each card features a suspiciously realistic “ringworm” patch that you can scratch away to reveal your destiny. Behind the rash? Could be a prize, could be an insult, could be something you’ll need therapy for. There’s only one way to find out.

Perfect as a novelty gift, a laugh between mates, or a strange addition to your collection of Secret Strangle Club memorabilia. Whether you win big or walk away mildly offended, you’ll definitely get your £1’s worth of entertainment.

No two cards are the same — it’s a mix of rewards, sarcasm, and chaos.

What You Might Find Inside

• 50% off CODE
  
• 20% off CODE
• 10% off CODE
• 5% off CODE
• Free delivery CODE
• Funny, rude, and offensive messages
• Mystery surprises (we’re not saying what, but you’ll know when you see it)

Important Stuff (Disclaimer)

• Price: £3 per card or Free with any order!
• Age: 16+ only. Not suitable for kids — contains strong language and adult humour.
• No cash prizes: Rewards are discount codes or free items only. No cash prizes!
• No gambling involved: This is a novelty product for entertainment, not a lottery or prize competition.
• Odds of winning: Every card has something under the scratch area, but not all cards include a discount or gift.
• By purchasing, you agree that Secret Strangle Club is not responsible for any emotional damage, existential crises, or new fungal fears you may develop.